Saturday, June 11, 2016

My Experience With... A Goofy Movie

You know you’re starting to get old when movies that came out around your childhood hit the 20- or 25-year mark.

I first noticed this with Who Framed Roger Rabbit and The Lion King, but continued to notice when this hit me:

A Goofy Movie is now 21 years old. That’s insane.





The whole story behind A Goofy Movie is that Max is in high school and his dad is... Well... Goofy. I would SERIOUSLY like to know what happened with Max’s mother, and how on EARTH she and Goofy got together. I mean, really think hard.

I’ll give you a minute to gather your brains.

It’s the last day of school, and the last chance for Max to get the lovely classmate Roxanne -- who we don’t even see after the movie until House of Mouse -- to go out with him even notice his existence. So he puts on a big show for her in the middle of assembly, which eventually epically fails, but it does get him to go with her to an end-of-the year party, where a live performance by rock star Powerline will be broadcast. Now, about that failed show, it does get him in trouble with the principal, who takes it way too far on when he calls overly sympathetic father Goofy at his job (presumably, K-mart?).

Fearing his son’s “inevitable” juvenile delinquency and the electric chair, he decides to take Max on a fishing trip for summer break in Lake Destiny, Idaho, where his dad used to take him, and he announces it to pretty much everyone he encounters on the way home, including his co-worker, neighbor, and rival, Pete. Did I mention that they’re supposed to be on the east coast? Max comes home and Goofy is packing for the trip. At first, Max thinks Goofy is going with Donald Duck, but is told that Max is supposed to be going with him that very day.

Max ends up going to Roxanne’s house to tell her the bad news that he can’t go to the party with her because of the trip. Roxanne suggests that she probably can find someone else to go to the part with, and that gets him nervous, so he ends up lying to her saying that he’s going with his Dad to the Powerline concert in LA and that Goofy knew Powerline from being in a high school band. I did meniton that they live on the east coast, right? Amazingly, she believes it and becomes excited about it. Max and Goofy then head off on a crazy adventure, where they both learn more about each other, and Max, in the end, somehow ends up appreciating his father more.

Yeah. I’ll admit... I am not crazy about this movie at all, even when I was younger. I didn’t like Max, considering he was such a stick in the mud the whole time, plus I’d like to know what happened between the years of Goof Troop and A Goofy Movie. How’d he get so mean, rude, and surly? Yeah, his dad’s embarassing, but isn’t everyone’s dad, at least from time to time? I love my Daddy, but there are still times when he’s singing along with the old school station that make me want to crawl under the car. Same thing with my Mom when she sings some old school songs or says something rather funny yet embarassing about my life. Still love them, but I’ve never been all angst-y about it. I watched it again in college, and pretty much everyone agreed this was a terrible movie morally.

But we all agree that two things were AWESOME about A Goofy Movie.

Stand Out and I 2 I.

Both are songs by Powerline, a Michael Jackson / Prince / Devo powerhouse combo voiced by Tevin Campbell, and was reincarnated into live action years later by Bruno Mars.

No, seriously, look at this BuzzFeed article. If you don’t have time, look at the pictures below.


The resemblince is stinking amazing.

Anyway, these songs are beyond age-defining, but they are timeless classics that were attached to an, at best, very mediocre movie. And really, those are the only songs that are worth remembering from the movie.

Overall, I call this a dud. The only reason I would ever watch this again is for those two songs and those two songs only. I also admit it was cool that they had a cameo role go to Pat Buttram, who was a Disney voice acting legend.

Would I let my child watch it? Erm... jury’s still out on that one. That child would have to be really grounded in good values before seeing this movie. However, I would totally have my child listen to those two songs, mainly because they are just so good! Plus, the fact that they have practically nothing to do with the movie itself and can hold their own as regular songs really helps! It’s kinda like The Prayer from (shocker-of-all-shockers) Quest for Camelot, which I believe might have been a better movie.

Ehh, jury’s still out on that one, too.

Now because I’m such a nice, caring, lovely person to you guys, I’ll attach Stand Out and I 2 I to this blog post, both in video and audio form for your personal enjoyment.


   



I did watch An Extremely Goofy Movie for the first time a few years ago, which was... Meh. Really, really, meh. No Roxanne, no Powerline, Max and Goofy are in college, and Max is all angst-y again. That’s it. Oh yeah, and something about a skateboarding challenge. Really nothing to write home about.


What’s your favorite movie soundtrack? (Note: the movie itself doesn’t have to be good.)

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

My Experience With... The True Meaning of Smekday / Home

Welcome to my first Book vs. Movie Experience blog post! When I first discovered this really underrated franchise, I just KNEW that I had to jump on it, especially since I had time to read the book before watching the movie!

I was still on Facebook when I first found this out. I was subscribed to Tall N Curly -- if you've never visited that site before, she's hilarious and amazing (recommended for 14 and up, sorry kiddies!) -- and she posted a screenshot of Home with the phrase, "WE'RE IN!" After question marks popped above my head, I read further to find that DreamWorks made their first female, curly-haired, dark-skinned, ethnically ambiguous animated protagonist, something Disney has yet to do (HINT, HINT!!!!).

I was so stoked I wanted to SCREAM! So I read her article, watched the trailer on YouTube and... had mixed emotions (no pun intended). On one hand, I was still starry-eyed at the fact that a (seemingly) Black young girl was a) mixed with something else b) a protagonist and hero of sorts, and c) NORMAL!!!! She was not any particular stereotype! She had issues, but I mean, there were ALIENS taking over the planet. This plus seeing the Black people portrayed in War Room gave me a renewed hope in the cinematic industry. And of course, learning that Jim Parsons was the voice of the alien sent my fangirl meter over 9000. What does that Yu-Gi-Ball-Z thing mean again?

Then I read the comments. No, there weren't insanely discouraging racist comments, none that I can recall anyway. It was something of what the fanbase did to the Jem and the Holograms movie... they pointed out the deviation from the original source material.

I am typically a "book-over-movie" type of young woman, and I usually get ticked / peeved when I figure out a movie is based off a book, while I'm watching the movie. This is part of the reason I haven't seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy yet, even though I own The Fellowship of the Ring on VHS. I'm sorry, I always feel lost reading The Two Towers. I will prevail!!! ... Eventually. But I digress.

Knowing full well that there was a book that I had not read yet and I had not seen the movie, I went into overdrive and got The True Meaning of Smekday. It was surprisingly thick for a YA novel, considering the attention span of today's youths.


(Man, I love that monkey.)


It was also surprisingly impressive. It tells the tale of a young girl named Gratuity "Tip" Tucci, a 14-year-old girl who was writing a school essay on, what else, the true meaning of Smekday. Now, again, I hate giving out spoilers on these things, usually, but I will give some details about the book and the movie, plus a more comprehensive list of comparisons that may contain spoilers.

"Smekday" is named for the alien race Boov's captain, Smek, who decided to take over the earth, relocating humans to more condensed living areas around the globe, as a means of escape from the evil Gorg, which I dare not describe here. Hey, I want to leave some reason to read the book. Tip initially writes the essay (as a mandated assignment for a nationwide contest) giving a more general aspect of the actual event that happened on Christmas Day, and the whole takeover by the Boov. She is then asked to rewrite it as what is meant to her, more so than the Boov. She explains in further detail, including an expansion on how she befriended a Boov named J.Lo. Her tale ends up winning the contest, and was set to be in a 100-year time capsule.

I loved the fact that this book is not your average novel. It has, for the most part, an essay format to it, and it even has gorgeous illustrations, including some b/w graphic novel pages. There are four particular pages in this book that cracked me up -- if you read the book through, you'll see why. Another thing I personally enjoyed was the fact that Adam Rex, the author, was unafraid to step outside the color lines. Firstly, Tip is Black on her father's side (her father is unknown), and Italian on her mother's side, yet, she's not the stereotypical "biracial child." (See below.)


 (Heh. "Biracial." What's the other race, Faunus?)

In fact, I was shocked when the DreamWorks version of her looked like this!


By the way, as a side note, I noticed a lot of people ship
(unsure if it's "friend-" or "relation-") Tip and Hiro (Big Hero 6).
I personally wouldn't mind seeing a crossover like this.
Shoot, Oh and Baymax... FIST BUMPING???
(Fangirl meter is off the charts.)


Anyway, here's the original design. Personally, I wish DreamWorks had kept the kinky-coily puffs.

Okay, is it me, or does she look like if Mulan were also Black?
Comment below if you see it.

Anyway, the whole point of that was Tip was multiethnic, but she looked more distinctively black than ethnically ambiguous. This, in the book, causes some social confusion which is still quite evident in real life today.

The whole point is, it's an excellent read for ages... ehh... 12 to adult. If your child's old enough to take some of the content, or if you wish to go through the book with him / her, I'd take it down to 10, 8 at max.

After reading the book, I decided to rent the movie. YES, I AM THAT FRUGAL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Do not get me wrong, I enjoyed it. I just tried making mental notes of the differences, and it didn't work. The gap between reading the book and watching the movie was too big, so I re-read the book and watched the movie again, this time, one after the other, and holding the book in one hand and my DVD remote with the other.

For the record, and this is coming from someone who can be (and has been) a very voracious reader, this is a two-day read, at least. If you can finish it in one sitting, I wish I could give you a medal.

The movie itself..... rrrgghmmm, how do I put this?

It was a really, really cute movie. As a movie called Home. But even as a movie it was a little sub-par.

On the technical side, this would've been some awesome animation, had it come out maybe 5 or 10 years ago. Shark Tale is a wonky looking piece of animation (despite it's being a cute, funny movie), but seeing as how it came out in 2004, it had a little wiggle room, despite the fact that Pixar came out with The Incredibles. 2004 had The Polar Express, yet it also had The Snurks.

It's okay, I had to Google that last one, too.

In any case, as bright and colorful as Home's animation was, not to mention how well Tip's hair came out, it wasn't anywhere close to The Penguins of Madagascar, which came out the year prior.

Now, to be able to put a book like The True Meaning of Smekday into a feature film could take one extra-long movie (not unreasonable), or a trilogy of movies (tetralogy, if the filmmaker decides to use the lame cash grab method of dividing the last chapter into two movies), so I can understand that some things needed to be changed in order to fit the standard frame of approximately 90 minutes. Of course, some of the original source material can be pretty heavy, too. They probably would've gotten away with making a hard PG-rated film in the '80s, but my guess is that the producers were going for a much lower demographic than Adam Rex was, so needless to say, watching the "alien abduction" scene was MORE than underwhelming compared to my imagination.

Like I mentioned before, I'm not totally bashing the movie itself, as its own entity, but.... hmm. Remember when I mentioned the fact that Tip looked Black, despite being Multi-Ethnic. Well, there does seem to be some ambiguity looking at Tip in the DreamWorks film, but she's still a (relatively) dark-skinned, green-eyed, curly-haired young teen girl. Here's probably the one thing that bugged me the most about this entire film.

There's a scene where Tip, voiced by Rihanna, and--

HOLD IT!!!!! What??! Okay, not hating on
Rihanna, but, that's just a weird choice to play
a thirteen-year-old girl, especially when she
doesn't have the vocal acrobatics to sound like
essentially a younger version of herself, at easiest.

-- her mother, Lucy, voiced by Jennifer Lopez--

Okay, again, not my first choice. Lucy Tucci is
supposed to be of Italian descent, but I guess 
they didn't focus on that very much. Never mind 
the fact that this J.Lo didn't seem remotely
Italian in the movie. Sorry, just the fangirl 
talking in me. Whatever. Anyway. Proceed.

experience their first snow in the US.

Uhh... first... snow? They're supposed 
to be from PN, aren't they?

Lucy is slipping and falling in the snow, much to Tip's amusement. Then I hear Lucy saying "We're from Barbados! We're not used to snow!"

...


The photo above doesn't even begin
to convey the feelings I got from this
fangirl-tick-off trigger.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW???!!!! Tim Johnson (director), DreamWorks, what were you thinking??! Just because you managed to get Rihanna to be a voice talent in your film, you suddenly decide you want to CHANGE TIP'S ORIGIN???!!! Are you joking? The whole point of The True Meaning of Smekday was to tell a story from a person from whom a story is not traditionally told! I think a Black/Italian girl who looks black would totally qualify! It's not enough for a girl to just be dark-skinned(ish) with green eyes and curly hair. With that info it could be virtually anybody! I suppose you decided to take that and run in completely the opposite direction. Are you afraid of making a heroine Black? Or are you afraid of people's reactions to making a heroine Black?


Seriously, this was the biggest marketing
poster style that was used. It features Pig, the cat,
who has pretty much ZERO bearing on this
version of the story, but no Tip, who is Pig's owner.

*sigghhhh....* I apologize for the two paragraphs of ranting, and I get where they're going... sorta. They wanted an awesome soundtrack. Rihanna's a good singer. Make her a voice actress in this story and, boom, you save money in production. Same thing with Jennifer Lopez. Now, since Rihanna voices the main human, Tip, in the story, they decided to make her from Barbados, like Rihanna. Now people from Barbados can be Black or Multi-Ethnic, but it still doesn't have the same effect as an American girl who has a Black father and an Italian-American mother.

To the majority of the viewers in America, there is way less tension about a darkish-skinned (Seriously, I can tan darker than that just by being in the sun about 15 minutes.) girl from the West Indes than a, for all intents and purposes, Black/White girl who "looks more Black than White." If you don't believe me, just look at the women out there who are represented as Black women. The number of people that represent Black Women in mainstream media, who I would consider "fit the mold" -- aka Dark-Skinned women with more distinctively African features -- is a very small group that is hopefully growing. Sure you have your Twitter and Instagram stars, but Madison Ave. still turns a blind eye to these beauties.

Syntax matters, people.

Like I said, that was probably the most disturbing thing about the movie, which is more of a fangirl / representation thing. It's not a horrible change, I just personally think they tampered with the source material way too much in a stitch effort to make a cute little kids' movie.

The only other thing that I will say kinda weirded me out about the movie was the Gorn. I hate to give away the ending, but... let's just say the Gorn revelation reminded me of the climax of Chicken Little. That's all I'm gonna say about it. For those of you who've seen both movies, you know what I'm talking about.

As for the rest of this movie, I will say that Jim Parsons pretty much saved this movie. Even though I could pretty much hear Sheldon Cooper in all his lines, he nailed the Boov dialect really well! I'm actually surprised they had him use his own voice for the role, especially considering his vocal prowess in The Big Bang Theory. Steve Martin... ehh.... I'm sorry, but they could've done WAY more with his character, Captain Smek. They make him WAY more obnoxious and cowardly here than they do in the book. Yes, Smek is kind of a dictator in the book, and yes, he is running away from Gorn, but not for the sake of running away. And unlike the book, Smek is a HORRIBLE political figure! At least with The True Meaning of Smekday, he tries to make a deal with the humans to band together against the Gorn, rather than try to strike a peace deal with an intergalactic bully. Plus, he's super whiny. Steve Martin's performance in The Pink Panther 2 was a more enjoyable performance. Ah, well. At least he has classics like Father of the Bride and Trains, Planes, and Automobiles (BEST. THANKSGIVING. MOVIE. EVER!!!!!) to remember.

Those crazy factors aside, yes it was rather cute. I did enjoy seeing a very colorful J.Lo Oh, seeing the friendship between J.Lo Oh and Tip blossom, and the story from J.Lo Oh's point of view was an interesting take on the feature itself. Also, the fact that the journey is global does add a new factor to the story.

Which do I like better? The True Meaning of Smekday, obviously. It is really in-depth, and would make an excellent movie, if done correctly. Home, as a movie, like I said before, is really cute, though. I'd let my proverbial eight-year-old watch it. I would wait until he/she is twelve or thirteen before reading the book, though, just out of proverbial parental discretion. I give the book five of six Boov, and the movie 5.6 of 8 Smeks. You guys do the math at home.

Alright, the moment you've all been waiting for, here is my official comparison list of The True Meaning of Smekday and Home!


I told you it was long!!!!

Incidentally, the soundtrack to Home is on Spotify, and I took a listen to quite a few of the songs. You'd think that an album with Rihanna and Jennifer Lopez would be better than what they've cranked out... ah, well. Toward the Sun is still a half-decent song. ^_^

What books and movies have you seen together? Would you recommend any to me? Do you want to see more of these? Please let me know in the comments below!

See you!!!




Friday, December 18, 2015

My Experience With... The Original Star Wars Trilogy

Greetings, one and all!!!

So many people in the US are still standing in line to watch the all-new, bound-to-be-award-winning Star Wars Trek Wars Episode 7 movie.

Personally, I'm glad I'm not one of those people. I prefer waiting until the movie comes out on DVD or something.


Now, I originally had no interest in Star Wars Trek Wars, so I was not one of the many who watched the franchise when I was a kid. My mother ended up buying the VHS set for me recently, I guess as a "just 'cause" gift because I have been really showing my geek side lately. I figured "Hey, maybe I can fully relate to many more people if I watch this cultural masterpiece."

So I did. Overall, it was surprisingly good, in my opinion.

The first one would undoubtedly be my favorite. Despite its being based off the fourth book in the series, it held up very well as a movie. I didn't get such a set-in-stone "beginning, middle, and end" like I see in so many movies. You could tell that the story started in the middle of a set of events. The end didn't seem too finite, nor did it seem like the franchise was screaming, "You gotta pay another [insert local ticket price here] in order to see what happens neeext!"

*coughcoughtwighlightlordoftheringsharrypotterhungergamescoughcough*

Whoof! Pardon me. I must be getting that "winter cough."

Anyway, I'm not gonna waste time on the story itself, mostly because pretty much everybody has watched it already. I will say that one of my favorite scenes is when Darth Vader kills Obi-Wan Kenobe. Sounds weird, I know, but I would definitely say - even though the scene itself didn't make all that much sense -  it's a tug-at-the-heart moment, and the effect was pretty cool.



C'mon, you gotta admit, that's pretty sweet how they did that, especially for the time period.

And that brings me to the next aspect: the effects.

I like to watch a ton of old movies / tv shows, and this movie really does turn the tables as far as special effects go.

The second one would have to be my least favorite. I found it pretty boring (not unlike the Two Towers book that I have yet to finish), and really more of a bridge to the finale of the trilogy... which still didn't hold a candle to the first one! Yeah, the "I am your father," scene was pretty funny, the mask removal was creepy and hilarious, and the ultimate "end boss" character (the thing that looks like Skeletor, he-who-shall-not-be-named, and Nightmare from Kirby's Adventures got their DNAs blended) was really disappointing.


Oh, and of course, my fave characters are C3PO and R2D2. Their shenanigans are so cute and hilarious!

All-in-all, I don't mind the trilogy, glad I watched it, not so much in a hurry to watch it again.


Happy new Star Wars Day, and Merry Christmas to all!



Before I go, here's a funny Star Wars-themed sketch from Clinton Jackson:




What's your favorite Christmas tradition?

My Experience With... Going to a Salon (Natural Hair Journey part 2)

Over 5 years ago, I decided to start a blog when I had a terrible situation regarding Wen hair products. It isn't my first hair horror ...