Friday, January 15, 2021

My Experience With... Going to a Salon (Natural Hair Journey part 2)

Over 5 years ago, I decided to start a blog when I had a terrible situation regarding Wen hair products. It isn't my first hair horror story, and quite frankly it probably won't be the last. Hey, that's all part of life and growing up, right?

I've also given you dedicated readers a glimpse of my natural hair care journey. Well, kind of. the last time I left you guys off, I had sort of given up on the idea of natural hair. I decided to keep using the texturizer line that I'd been using for a while. BUT, as of August 2020, I achieved the biggest breakthrough that I had in years: I had transitioned to natural hair for a full year. And like an idiot I blew it.

Let me tell you something about natural hair... It is not easy to manage. it has its own personality, its own likes and dislikes, and demands it's own holidays. But honestly, for this, it was so worth it. And the past quarantine made it very easy for me to grow my natural hair at home.



From a daycation I managed to take this summer.


Afro Puffs! It's fun to play around with your hair.


This was a go-to style of mine.
I don't care what anyone says, Eco Styler rocks!

 

But as fun as it was, I knew I had to do something with it. I knew working virtually would come to an end, plus I wanted to explore some ways to style my hair without chemicals.


I decided to get my hair done at Ulta, because I have shop there before and I love the atmosphere. I set up an appointment, went in, got my hair washed and conditioned with the BEST-smelling shampoo and conditioner (I really wish I remember what it was called!), and got myself a blowout with a flat iron press.

I'd hoped it would have looked like this:



But it kind of looked a little more like this:




Uh... Nailed it?


LET ME BE CLEAR ON A FEW THINGS.

  1. I know my hair wasn't long enough to pull that off. I just used it as a reference point.
  2. The hairstyle is super cute. And yes the hair color is 100% my own. God gave me natural highlights. And ombre apparently. (Thanks, God!)
  3. The stylist I had did a good job with what she was given, and she was extremely sweet.
While I hold no ill feelings with Ulta or the stylist, or even the hairstyle itself, I probably could have done this on my own, and unfortunately whatever products they used to leave in my hair while they flat ironed probably relaxed my hair. All that progress. All that patience. All that hard work and effort. Gone.

I had to get my hair texturized all over again. It was all very familiar and slightly comforting (at least in the sense that my hair would return to a sense of normalcy), but I knew the deed was done. I had officially reset the clock. It's been about five months now, and I like getting to know my hair all over again. I don't know how much longer I'll keep it up, but I am thinking of trying stretched and heat-set styles. I love the effects of cold wave perms, I just don't like the process and the initial roots phase.

Hopefully, I'll have a third part of this sometime in the future!


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What's your go-to style?

Friday, September 11, 2020

My Experience With... Buying From A Lemonade Stand.

I realize that these blog posts are becoming fewer and farther in between, but I guess that's what happens when you really get into your full-time job. 😊


It's about 10:00 p.m. on a Thursday night, and I was just lying here with random thoughts and memories running through my brain, kind of like that scene in Inside Out? You know the one I'm talking about? Those little worker juice who send up those little memory balls to show people in headquarters, with that gum commercial taking everybody off.


Anyway, I ran across a memory where I actually purchased from a lemonade stand. Like, a legitimate kids' lemonade stand.


This may have been one or two years ago, when my family and I were looking for a house. We have been doing this for a long time, so I forget exactly when this happened. We happen to look at a house (we didn't buy it) and went through the neighborhood afterward. It was a very quaint little Suburban neighborhood, but kind you feel safe letting your kids play out in the street. And, of course, there were a couple of little girls – maybe about five and seven – who were selling little 50 cent cups of lemonade. Of course we found it in our hearts to support these young budding entrepreneurs, and decided to buy some types of lemonade.


I took my first sip, and my discerning taste buds detected immediately that this was a 100% pure Country Time mixture. With absolutely zero sugar. However, I only said thank you to the young girls. I figured they had time to learn how to improve their recipe, and I wasn't about to become the head of the r&d for a 50 cent lemonade stand. I mean, what are you going to do? Have them arrested?


Oops. Too soon?


Have you ever done a lemonade stand or something like that? Have you ever bought something unusual from a lemonade stand or something like it?


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Hopefully, I'll post some new content there soon, but in the meantime you can enjoy the classics!








#NeverForget  

Friday, February 21, 2020

My Experience With… Sonic the Hedgehog (2020 Movie)

Well, 2020 is off to an interesting start.

I remember hearing there was going to be a new Sonic movie coming out. Given that it was probably at least a year or so before the announcement, I was probably more cynical back then, so I probably did something around the lines of rolling my eyes and making yet another wish that Hollywood would do something original and good for once. (Spoiler alert: probably not, but that’s what independent content is for.)

Somewhere in early 2019, I suppose, I saw the display for the movie in the mall. It looked interesting, and my curiosity was definitely piqued. Now, all I could see was Sonic’s feet in the shot. Then came along that infamous trailer that probably had more backlash than the teaser for The Emoji Movie.



If you needed therapy after that, I apologize.

A little bit about me: I’m not all that familiar with Sonic the Hedgehog, at least not the games. I barely remember being a young child and watching a couple of my cousins play the game. How could one forget that adorable little blue hedgehog speeding through some loops and collecting coins?


Dear Japan: What's with the finger wag?

Now, even though I didn’t really play the game much, there was no escaping Sonic culture for me. For one thing, my fave color is blue, and Sonic’s honestly the perfect shade of it, so he was an eye-catcher for my young brain. Even so, I completely missed the original zany cartoon and gritty dystopian saga of the 90s (which I learned about from watching The Nostalgia Critic many years later), favoring instead adorable little cartoons like Katie and Orbie or Garfield and Friends, among many others.



When I got older, I remember seeing Sonic X and thinking, “This guy’s still around?” I watched some episodes here and there, casually, and saw some of the other characters in action. I was introduced to more Sonic culture when I was watching the YouTube Channel ElectricStar (originally Master of Homestar), where the original creator made his own string of memes, usually starring Homestar Runner Characters dubbed with meme songs of the time period, or Crush 40 / Zebrahead songs about Sonic. Songs I still listen to even to this day.

Finally, as I got much closer to the 2020 premiere of the movie, I happened to get recommended the Mario vs Sonic Beatbox battle on YouTube. That had me doing some extra research on the history of Sonic (or as much as an hour would let me), so I kinda still had no clue what was going on, even though I got the gist of it.

I saw the trailer. It looked beyond mediocre. But even with my spotted knowledge about America’s favorite hedgehog, I thought something about this Sonic seemed off. I decided to look at the comments to see if I was on the right track (worked for Home, didn’t it?). I don’t think I’d seen such a huge uproar on the internet since “The Dress.”

Mind you, I’m talking about stuff that isn’t political.



Just send me the bill.
I won't pay for it, but you can send it to me. 

Upon seeing all these different comment screechings, I realized what made the original Sonic design so jarring. They made him way too anthropomorphic. He didn’t have gloves, the markings were way off, the eyes were too small or close together… the list goes on and on. I was disappointed, but not all that shocked. It’s not like big-name entertainment corporations are very good at staying faithful to the source material. Still, it was disappointing, especially since I saw fan remakes of the trailer with Sonic looking more like… Sonic.



There would soon be a light, however, in the form of a really cute design that was definitely more like Sonic in practically every way possible.



Wow. My goodness, wow. I had to compare him to some of the game and anime Sonics so I could see if they were close. Yes, they were. I don’t know what was shocking, the fact that Paramount decided to listen to their fan base, or they actually put out what looked like a Sonic the Hedgehog movie. If you look back at the two trailers, you’d swear they were different movies altogether! I’m wondering if something happened to the original footage, and they decided to backpedal and fix it, giving us the original trailer as a terrific marketing tactic. Either way, way to go, Paramount!



AWWWWW, so adorable! Watch out, Yoda!

I finally got to see it just a couple of days after it premiered. I already saw that it was kind of “average” on Rotten Tomatoes, but audiences loved it with a 95% satisfaction rate. I knew I was in for a treat. And boy howdy, did I love it. I don’t want to give away so much on this movie, so I’ll just try to hit the highlights.

Now, I didn’t read any reviews, I wanted to go in completely unaware of what would happen, outside of what I saw in the trailers. The trailers themselves certainly showed quite a bit of the movie, so really watching it felt like connecting the dots. It was story, then “Oh, yeah, I remember seeing this b-roll in the trailer!” Over and over again.

As someone who’s frequented a lot of movies (I haven’t even put half of them on this blog, and this wasn’t even originally supposed to be a movie review blog!), this was a little bit of a letdown. Also, the story is not that difficult to figure out, and that’s coming from someone who, again, is not that familiar with Sonic the Hedgehog.

So, the plot is pretty much your average action/comedy/buddy movie where some famous cartoon icon is trapped with some human being, whether said human is part of the franchise or not. Most of the characters are somewhat forgettable, but really, everybody is there to see Sonic. And they give you a ton of Sonic. We wanted a new design, folks, so they give us the new design. I’m personally satisfied.

By the way, Sonic himself is done pretty well. He’s kind of a teenager for the majority of the movie, and still has a little bit of that 90’s ‘tude without any of the actual slang or trope-ish behavior. Sonic as a baby is also adorable, and they give him a backstory for about 5 minutes. Now, if you’re a big Sonic nerd and you’ve seen this movie, help me out. Is any of this canon? I was left with a lot of questions about his origin and powers. As far as I know, he’s just always been fast. Have his powers always been unique to him? Did he have parents? Why is he hunted in his world? Is it because of the way the video game is made?

Either way, his character is endearing and it shows a good bit of development from being an independent hedgehog who wants to find his place to being a hero that we all know and love.

As I’ve mentioned before, the other characters are pretty forgettable. But there are really two characters that keep your attention for the entire movie. One, of course, being the blue hedgehog. The other is Dr. Robotnik. Wow.

Some of you may not like what
I have to say next. I may not either.
Let’s just separate the art from the artist, m’kay?

I absolutely love Jim Carrey’s acting skills. Acting skills. I understand that IRL, he seems on the verge of a meltdown and is in dire need of some strong, heavy prayer. However, you cannot deny that he simply brings to life any character he’s supposed to portray.



Yes, even in the most dead films.

Actually, his role as the Grinch is a great example. He completely embodied the Grinch, but put his own wacky spin and antics on it (even in points that were a little too raunchy for child audiences). His performance is what made the Grinch the only palatable part of the entire movie, which would be otherwise completely unnecessary.

His role as Dr. Robotnik was absolutely perfect. I’ve seen some legendary comedians do parts that look like they could have been much better if they’d not put heavy limitations on their characters. That is not only saddening, it’s maddening to me. Obviously, I can’t expect them to do some of their most potent humor, but maybe make their characters… funny? And by goodness, you can tell that they try. Clearly, all they told Jim was, “Hey, you know how zany you were in The Mask? Yeah, do that, but as a hedgehog’s nemesis.” He still brings the laughs for young and old audiences, and if I may say, he has not lost his moves!



On to the look of the movie. If there is one late 2000’s-2010’s movie / TV show trend that needs to die, it’s that whole gritty, overly dark, super-dystopian, grim atmosphere that seems to loom over every scene.

I’m looking at you, Riverdale.

After many years of seeing this trend happen over, and over, and over, and over, ESPECIALLY IN THOSE SUPERHERO FLICKS, I was left wondering, “What happened to movies being fun?” the new Sonic movie seems to have its heavy moments, but it’s a bright blue hedgehog that’s super-speedy. Why make the atmosphere so heavy for the whole thing?

In conclusion, it definitely falls short on creating a full story, and it left me with many questions (which I will not ask here, because I said no spoilers), but you know what? I wanted to have fun watching a movie. I paid my 10 dollars. I got a decent seat and delicious popcorn. I took the day off. I even sped through my housekeeping just to make sure I caught the first matinee showing. I wanted to have fun.

Dear movie-makers, there are times for heavy, sad movies, but don’t forget the audiences who want to have fun while sitting in a dark room for two hours, eating some really junky food. Seriously, what’s in that butter?

Great movie, great time writing this post, and it does seem like (again, trying not to give away spoilers) they are planning on having a sequel. Hints like those are nothing new, but I hope they actually come through with this. I’d go watch it for sure. Don’t Sonic Sat. AM us, Paramount!

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What’s your favorite “baby version” of a character?

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Bonus: Here's a GIMP'ed image I did YEARS ago that made my old Facebook friends groan. :-)




My Experience With... Going to a Salon (Natural Hair Journey part 2)

Over 5 years ago, I decided to start a blog when I had a terrible situation regarding Wen hair products. It isn't my first hair horror ...